I Only Date Heroes T-Shirt

I Fuck On The First Date Tee Fat Alf Kid? More like FAT-Tee Kid... We're bringing back an old classic from the Internet! Also available in youth sizes.

I Drink And I Know Things Tee Just like Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones you can proclaim your love of alcohol, and knowledge with this T-Shirt.

I May Be Wrong, But I Doubt It T-Shirt Proclaim your knowledge of everything, and let them know you're a smart ass with this tee.

I Put On Makeup For This? TShirt Ugh, more makeup wasted on these crappy events...

Show your Pride and Right to Bare Arms!